Noobs Are Coming

Game Introduction

Tired of being the hero? In “Noobs Are Coming,” you step into the shoes of the ultimate antagonist in this action-packed arena roguelike. Forget saving the world – your mission is to unleash chaos and crush waves of unsuspecting “heroes” who dare to challenge your dominion.

As the final boss, you’ll craft your own overpowered build by mixing and matching devastating abilities. Will you summon hordes of loyal minions to overwhelm your foes, rain down bullets with an arsenal of firearms, or transform your enemies into helpless sheep or gleaming gold statues? The choice is yours, and the possibilities for destruction are endless.

Face relentless waves of challengers as you experiment with outrageous combos and push your stats – like your sheer size or the number of attacks you unleash – to absurd levels, watching the pandemonium unfold. Collect souls from your vanquished enemies to level up and unlock even more potent upgrades between rounds, ensuring you’re always one step ahead of the “good guys.”

Choose from a roster of formidable boss characters, including a colossal giant worm, a cunning spider queen, or a seductive succubus, each offering unique playstyles and paths to villainy. Dominate alone or team up with a friend in exhilarating co-op mode to double the destruction.

Inspired by the fast-paced action and deep theorycrafting of titles like Brotato and The Binding of Isaac, “Noobs Are Coming” flips the script, putting you firmly in control of the destruction. If you crave a roguelike with a fresh perspective and endless build potential, prepare to reign supreme. A demo is currently available, and you can wishlist the full version on Steam to stay updated on your path to ultimate villainy.

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